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Men for Palin: A Summer Surprise
Cast: DANIELLE GRAHAM (Sarah Palin), WILL SKINNER (Cowboy), WARREN LOEGERING (Hunter), SAM BERMAN-COOPER (Student for McCain), SAM NOVEY (Hockey Player), JACK GAGE (Rich Guy)

» Music written by SAM BERMAN-COOPER and WARREN LOEGERING
» Lyrics written by PETE DAVIS, SAM BERMAN-COOPER, and WARREN LOEGERING
» Film editing by SAM NOVEY and WARREN LOEGERING
» By BRENDAN KOPP
» By JONATHAN PADILLA
ENEMY PROFILE: JOHN MCCAIN
» How America's favorite maverick milks the war experience gimmick for all its worth. And is old. Sorry, pops. By CHRISTIAN GARLAND
» War rhetoric is so last century — just ask Jon Stewart. McCain's lies about "victory" and "defeat," and a tip of the hat to the other trusted name in news. By JARRET ZAFRAN
7 AM: Up and at 'em. The Truth never sleeps! 7:17 AM: Exercise jaw muscles by listing the 40 Reasons backwards. 7:25 AM: Put on sandwich board. By ELISE LIU
By SAM NOVEY
By ANDREW MAHER
By EVA LAM
FROM THE ARCHIVES
» By JON NORONHA
» By JON NORONHA
By HARLAN PIPER
By ANDREW MAHER
By RAUL CAMPILLO
By CHRISTIAN GARLAND
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